my daughter threw up in my shower cap: a haiku
because my daughter threw up in my shower cap. this day is over. #thatactuallyhappened #germs #goodnight #gotheefftosleep #istillloveyou
Read Morebecause my daughter threw up in my shower cap. this day is over. #thatactuallyhappened #germs #goodnight #gotheefftosleep #istillloveyou
Read More“Ewww, it’s pee-pee on the couch!” Spoken from the mouth of my three-year old. “Did you pee-pee on yourself?” Asked rather passive-aggressively by myself, of course knowing the answer. “No.” Spoken clear as a bell by said three-year-old, as the insides of her jeans showed the tell-tale signs of the truth. This at about two-thirty […]
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